About The Sassy Psychoanalyst
Think Freud with lip gloss. Think trauma work with glitter. Think Regina George crashing a psychology conference just to stir things up.
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What We Believe In...
I believe your mind is not your enemy — and the day you learn to trust it, you become unstoppable.
I believe in cringe. Real, raw, unapologetic, “I cried at 2 AM and then manifested my entire healing” kind of cringe. Because healing isn’t pretty — it’s powerful. And I believe the subconscious isn’t some mysterious shadow realm — it’s your truest self waiting for you to stop gaslighting it.
I wanna write hi my name is Dina Egypt’s resident psychoanalytic
troublemaker equal parts freud fangirl, forensic firecracker, and unapologetic intellect. I hold an MPhil, MSc, EFT, and IMHC certification. I am a clinical herbalism student of 6 years and have trained under the Institude of Menstrual health and Womb sciences or more than 6 years
A Little Chaos, A Lot of Coffee
I’ve been doing this for 12 years, and I still wake up every day genuinely obsessed with what I do. I’ve done rounds in Abbasiya and Asr Al Aini, mentored students who now call me “their Freud with lip gloss,” and yes — I’ll happily analyze you and your favorite TV show.
When I’m not in session, I sculpt, do theatre, and chase after my fennec fox, Wara ʿEinab, who is basically my unpaid research assistant. And if you ever see me drinking espresso and side-eyeing someone — It’s life coaches who think shadow work can be done in a Canva template.
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If you can't come to therapy, thats fine. Thats what this space is for the blog, the quizzes, the products. A little psychoanalysis you can sip with your morning coffee. Because understanding yourself is the most luxurious act of rebellion there is.
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Hot Girl Hug
This is not a blanket. This is regulated nervous system couture.The Hot Girl Hug™ is a luxuriously soft faux-fur weighted blanket designed to mimic deep-pressure touch the same grounding mechanism therapists rave about, but hotter.
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Literal Red Flag
Know someone who is an absolute, unpologetic walking red flag? It’s time to stop whispering about it and officially diagnose them Whether its for a friend, partner, coworker, or yourself, this hilarious set lets you fly the warning signs loud and proud.
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Couples Retreat Pack
The Couples Retreat On-The-Go Pack is a psychoanalyst-approved toolkit designed to help couples communicate better, fight smarter, and stop reenacting childhood wounds in real time. Perfect for travel, date nights, or “we need to...
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The Emotional Prenup
The Emotional Prenup™ is a his-and-hers guided notebook designed to help partners define emotional boundaries before resentment, power struggles, and “you should’ve known” moments move in rent-free.
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The Cook Book
This cookbook is filled with elaborate, impressive, dinner-party-level recipes — explained so clearly and intuitively that even beginners can’t mess them up. These are meals that look fancy, taste profound, and somehow don’t require culinary....
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The Board Game
Psychoanalysis turns therapy concepts into an addictive, hilarious, and low-key confrontational game night. Navigate narcissistic encounters, collect therapy hours, dodge defense mechanisms, and survive projections without..
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The Board Game
“Funny, deep, and a little bit dark—just like your unconscious.”
Whoever decided coloring was "just for kids" clearly never had a nervous system that desperately needed a timeout. The Sassy Psychoanalyst Coloring Book is here to give your brain something gentle (and hilarious) to focus on. It’s designed to slow down the mental ping-pong match, quiet your inner critic, and remind you that healing doesn’t always have to be so serious.
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Freudian letters from the internet
got a question you would never say out loud or in therapy, perfect! this is your anonymous safe space to spill the most unfiltered tea, projections, on the toilet realizations, patterns, etc and I answer the ones that hit hard. No judgement guaranteed but maybe a little side eye
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Why do I feel guilty when I rest?
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Rest guilt is a trauma response, not a personality flaw. You don’t need to earn peace to deserve it Rest feels wrong when ...
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Emotional Intimacy Hangovers
Emotional intimacy hangovers mean you’re healing. You’re detoxing from emotional starvation. You don’t need to talk less...
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Why do I keep attracting emotionally unavailable people?
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Because chaos once felt familiar, not because you are broken. Healing means choosing..
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Burnout disguised as excellence is still burnout. You don’t need to be “strong.” You need to be human. Rest isn’t regression...
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